Stealing Kerri's idea....Movie Quote Post!

Ok.. Here are 10 movies I really like. Maybe not my all-time top 10 list but these 10 would definitely be in my top 20, they are just the movies I thought of off the top of my head that had some great quotes. Name the movie and I'll give you credit for it in the blog. Double bonus if you can name the character that says it. If Vance has to do all of these by himself that wouldn't be fair so everyone needs to come through on this! haha.

Obviously you could find these on imdb or google, but try them out for yourself before cheating....If Trae ever read the blog he would get about 5 of these without even trying hard, but hopefully the rest of you can get them too.

1. “The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? ‘Building model airplanes’ says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.”

2. “Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.”

3. “Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?” Mona Lisa Vito My Cousin Vinny (Becky K., super proud she got this one and knew A Few Good Men, though Michael beat her to the call)

4. “Oh, I forgot. You were sick the day they taught law at law school.” Lt. Daniel Kaffee A Few Good Men (Michael P. got it right, first one down!)

5. “If I cannot persuade them, that does not mean I will help you...‘murder’ them. Besides, you must understand this. I believe in the past of my people, and in their future.”
“Future? You are a conquered people!”
“You may conquer the land. You may slaughter the people. But that is not the end. We will rise again.”

6. “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”

7. “Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.” Doc Holliday Tombstone (Good job Vance)

8. “My darling, you're such a child. You think that by saying, "I'm sorry," all the past can be corrected. Here, take my handkerchief. Never, at any crisis of your life, have I known you to have a handkerchief.”
“Where are you going?”
“I'm going back to Charleston, back where I belong.”
“Please, please take me with you!”
“No, I'm through with everything here. I want peace. I want to see if somewhere there isn't something left in life of charm and grace. Do you know what I'm talking about?”
“No! I only know that I love you.”
“That's your misfortune.”

9. “ What would you do if you had a million dollars?”
“I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.”
“That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?”
“Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money’.”
“Well, not all chicks.”
“Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.”
“Good point.”
Lawrence and Peter Office Space (Vance)

10. “I do independent study with her. I catch her lookin' at me a lot. It's kinda cool, the way she's always lookin' at me.”
“Maybe she's retarded”
“I'm being serious, ok. She looks at me like she's in love with me.” Jake Ryan 16 Candles (Tara)